masturbating inside of ones own feces and freezing it to simulate a haggen das ice cream cone.
i heard timmy was haggenbopping all night long
drugging a girl that is out of your league so you can stick ur “little beene ” inside her man … did you see charlie??!! he got beened last night.
a “crackstacio” refers to a pistachio in-sh*ll and the game-like enjoyment we get from prying them open — to the easiest levels(one random out-of-sh*ll) to midlevel (fairly easy to pop open) to the game boss (the almost or completely closed) and the crack-like reward of delicious pistachios for our efforts. other products can be pistachio-flavored […]
the use of alcohol and/or multiple drugs in a short period of time. often used to feel the combined effects of the drugs quickly and intensely. “he took a few huge hits off the bong, then choked down six shots of whiskey, all in under fifteen minutes. ” “i enjoy getting as f*cked as possible […]
f*ck work from home – curse your office when they force you to work from home on days of snow, hurricane, war, etc., and stay home sleeping, watching netflix, drinking alcohol and occasionally replying to work e-mails. person1: 24 inches of snow is predicted for tomorrow. do you have a day off? person2: nope. i’m […]