hagglefuck
a hagglef-ck is somebody so horrendous, that if anybody has s-x with him/her, their status is almost irrevocably lowered among their peers.
whereas some people will “go fishing” at parties in order to get laid, the hagglef-ck casts a wide net in order to get somebody to fill that gap in their life. anybody will do, but usually the hagglef-ck will attempt to snare the drunkest of the lot.
the one way to reverse this lowering of status is to quest for the silver condom.
the person who has s-x with the hagglef-ck is thereafter referred to as the junkyard warden.
any girl/guy who rates beneath a 2.5.
“the hairy hagglef-ck snared jimmy in her web, and we were all horrified when we saw him turning into a junkyard warden in the alleyway.”
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