hagmus
a weeklong celebration in the thrid week of april that celebrates the haggis, one of the most bl–dy awful foods ever invented. it is sort of a festivus/christmas crossover. it’s fun, and provides an entire week every year of inside jokes.
why h-llo emily- happy hagmus!
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1. a s-xy beast who mainly preys on little children and leftover taco sh-lls. watch out danny, or the arsha will getcha!
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- Blunch Time
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