hahm
an expression originally used by half-white, half-black teenage males as a subst-tute for another word considered offensive, but misinterpreted by other males as “big throbbing p-n-s.”
-knock knock.
-who’s there?
-me and my big, black hahm!
an extremely violent, sudden, and sharp force expelled through the -n-s. a type of short, loud fart. frequently followed by shortness of breath, spotty bleeding, and dry heaves. usually accompanied by a foul, evil odor.
“so, yeah, jerry, i met her at this bar and… hang on…” hahm! “whoa. i think i feel sick. i’ve gotta lie down. later!”
or
“marcus let a hahm and he was hospitalized for three weeks.”
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