Hail Damage

when a decent looking woman has a shocking amount of excessive cellulite or pock marks on her upper thighs or lower b-ttocks.
clarence: dude, i was about to nail karen last night in my pick-up truck for the first time when i noticed all the hail damage on her -ss. it was worse than my uncle’s volkswagon, and he lives in colorado too.

jeb: that’s gross man, what did you do?

clarence: i turned off the cabin light and continued. i’m serious though, it looked like a kettle corn sleeve full of cottage cheese
cellulite or pock marks on a womans behind
she looks great but has a lot of hail damage.
celulite on the thighs.
she wasn’t bad, but did you see all her hail damage?
cellulite on a person’s body that looks like hail damage.
“d-mn! she’d better file a claim for all of that hail damage!’
an excessive amount of cellulite on a woman’s -ss and thighs that resembles a dented hood of a car after a hail storm. the visual is most common to that of a golf ball which is uniformly dented and pock marked. this is frequently seen on women who usually don’t exercise and try to cover up the hail damage with tight jeans that barely fit. these women are also referred to as “skinny fat”.
i thought she had a good body until she took her pants off. it really looked like she had some serious hail damage on her -ss and thighs.
excessive cellulite usually located in the -ssand thighs
ya, she’s cute, too bad about the hail damage though.
noun.

a v-g-n-, that due to its high p-ssy mileage, has contracted genital worts and/or the herp
i was going to bang this babe but my friend told she had hail damage;

dude you paid how much for a hooker with a hail damage? did you at least get a discount?

it is customary to receive a discount when purchasing a p-ssy with high mileage and hail damage.