hail

used to express a greeting or tribute.
hail dude!
oh hiya
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greeting between black metal brethren.

also, “infernal hails”.
“hails, bro!” “good morrow to you too, brother.”
when you throw change at a stripper/sl-t.
stripper:ow. are those nickels? guy:yeah. hail. it’s a down economy. i’m a baller on a budget b-tch.
highly addicted to the internet and laziness.

acronym made up due to the fact that we practically hail the internet for its entertainment and laziness developing traits.
hail sufferer: hail!
non-hail person: what?
hail sufferer: must go on facebook, youtube, pandora, twitter, game websites, and i will hail them all as i do it!
nh person: …what?
to acknowledge the existence of the all-knowing, all-showing, and all-glowing brain.
“to whom do you give hail?”
“the brain… now shake my meet me!”
occurs when a large sum of coins are tossed at a stripper instead of paper money, the tossing of paper money const-tutes the phrase “making it rain”
“making it hail”, “hailstorm”, etc.
hails is a infinitely unique abbreviation of the woman’s name hayley.

its symbolises a hail storm of extreme intensity and p-ssion. these metaphorical storms are usually irrational and unreasonable but comprise of humanitarian sustenance and an inherent loving nature. it is the water balance to the fire of the sun.

it is also extremely unpredictable and metaphorically can cause considerable collateral damage if unprepared for. parallel to this manifestation of malevolence is a broadcasting of benevolence: the white witch; the f-ck to the nut; the lioness to the jungle; the ri (eye) of ra.

#1: watt’s your problem ?

#2: f-ckin’ hails went bollistic again….