hair blizzard


when someone has such bad dandruff, it looks as if they had just walked miles through a blizzard.
(girl walks in to cl-ssroom)
boy: dang is it snowing outside?!
girl: no….what makes you think that?
boy: oh…nothing…nothing at all.
other boy: dude! that girl totally has been through a hair blizzard!

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