Hair Cock


a bulge in a females bathing suit or underwear formed because of absurd amounts of pubic hair.
“i went to the beach and realized that my girlfriend had a giant hair c-ck.”
a bullsh-t word made up for dirty scrabble
hairc-ck is not a f-cking word, douche

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