hair farmer
any male with excessively long hair.
lorenzo lamas, fabio, and all the members of “lynrd skynrd” are hair farmers.
a member of a heavy-metal band, usually in the 1980s. the look is primarily characterized by a large amount of hair (normally blond), secondarily by donning spandex and studded leather jackets
most members of these bands, among others: whitesnake, poison, motley crue, warrant.
a guy who spends more than half the day messing with his hair. also a guy who has long hair and uses his hand for a comb during the day.
girl: come on, lets go or we will miss the movie.
dude: hold on. im doing my hair.
girl: g-d, your such a hair farmer!
a dude that grows his hair out like a chick
rob hamilton and chad williams are hair farmer s
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