hair fear
the phenomenon where an individual intends to get a haircut, but reconsiders after performing a last minute evaluation of their hairstyle.
this is in fact your hair exhibiting existential dread and influencing you into extending its lifetime.
aaron: “well i have a hair cut booked 15 minutes from now but i dont think im going to go because by hair looks absolutley fantastic right now.”
matt: “thats your hair fear talking, you have to go to your haircut.”
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