hair fuck


when a female lays her hair on the bed/couch, and lets the male hump it or jerk off with her hair.
my girlfriend layed her gorgeous silky long hair on the bed and i f-cked the sh-t out of her hair, over and over and she let me c-m in her hair as many times as i wanted, and i had such a wonderful hair f-ck. i did this every day. her hair is so silky when my c-ck touches it, it almost feels like i am going to c-m because its so silky and soft. i love humping her long light brown hair.

she would just lay her silky light brown hair all over the bed and i would sink my c-ck into her hair and f-ck over and over.
v. when a male sits on the females shoulder blades or the females back of her neck a thrusts their hips back and forth with the erect p-n-s inside the females hairbun.
“he asked for a hairf-ck and got to f-ck her hairbun till he came on her hair.”

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