hair island
the mysterious patch of hair that one finds after shaving, usually on legs.
girl 1: jackie shaved so much, she clogged the drain.
girl 2: then why does she still have hair islands
the floating tuft of hair surrounded by a sea of bare skin on a bald man’s head.
look at mr. ed over there with the hair island.” “i know man. when that’s all the hair you got left, you gotta just shave that sh-t off.
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