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stana katic’s hair
person 1: what’s hair p-rn?

person 2: stana katic’s hair

person 1: who?

person 2: detective kate beckett from castle

person 1: ohhhhh okay!
it’s the definition of stana katic’s hair. everytime you look at her hair,it seems you’re watching some steamy movie. if you don’t have any idea of what i’m talking about,just go watch castle. and look at her hair. you will understand the meaning of hairp-rn.
look at stana’s her! it’s so perfect!” “yeah,pure hairp-rn!
when someone’s hair is so s-xy, that just looking at it, makes you feel like you’re watching some hot, steamy film. (or makes you wish you were in a hot, steamy film with that person…and their hair)
-hey, have you seen those pictures of rob pattinson’s hair on the internet?
-yea!! can you say hair p-rn!?!?”
n. hair that is very attractive looking, especially on a certain person who is attractive. it is usually determined by the hairstyle and how messy it is.
“look at that picture of david tennant! talk about hair p-rn!”
beautiful, enticing images of hair that are so alluring they become addictive.

hair that is so good that it must be ‘bad’.
my wife/husband caught me browsing through pyxie in the middle of the night, again, and i had to admit – i’m addicted to hair p-rn.

whenever my hair needs a little inspiration, i treat myself to some hair p-rn and the ideas start flowing.
ashley benson’s hair, obviously.
“what’s «hair p-rn»?”
“ashley benson’s hair.”
“oh, yeah, you’re right, her hair is flawless.”

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