Hair Trigger Flush
when the automatic bathroom stall flushers flush every time you slightly shift your weight, even though you haven’t finished yet, causing gross water to splash up.
guy1: dude? why did you flush so much?
guy2: the stall had a hair trigger flush and it kept splashing sh-t water on me.
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