hairclimax


as your hair grows out that length at which you experience hair perfection.
as your hair recovers from the last time it was cut, on one day and one day only you experience hair perfection, the hair of your dreams and without a protracted session of hair calisthenics. your hair looks and feels like what you imagined a supermodels to be. you feel fabulous, s-xy and confident the entire day as it is certain all who you encounter are envious of your hair. you have experienced a hairclimax.

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