Hairess


to stroke/caress someone’s hair, either in a creepy or affectionate way.
“i love it when my boyfriend hairesses me, it’s just so cute”

jenny: that disabled kid, jared, came up to me in the courtyard and just started hairessing me for no reason.

shaniqua: oh, that’s creepy. but i thought the exterminator came in last wednesday

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