Hairest


an extremely hairy chest. a word from combining the word hairy with chest. usually used as a term of disgust.
susan: “so…i heard you and bob went to the beach on sunday. romantic i suppose?”
ingrid: “ha! well it was until he took of his shirt. the man’s got a hairest so bad you don’t even want to look at him, let alone touch him!”

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