hairgatory
hairgatory is when you’ve just had your hair cut and it looks a bit awkward on your head, and it just kind of sits there and you’re not sure what to do with it. eventually you figure out that there’s nothing you can do, and you just need to let it grow.
after getting a bad haircut, if you die and progress to the afterlife, or if you are the only survivor of the apocalypse, you then are entered into infinite hairgatory.
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