hairmet


a helmet (like a bicycle helmet) that has an increased height in order preserve the hairdoo of the wearer.
“actually its not a helmet, its a hairmet. it’s got extra room built in so you don’t mess up your hairdoo.”
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a helmet with extra room built in so as to not mess up ones hair do.
i always wear my hairmet when i go cycling, keeps me safe and my hair looking good.
a self grown helmet comprised of ones own flaxen of hair;hairmets can vary from traditional “bowl cuts” to more sharpen, symmetrical varities as worn by jim carey in the picture “dum and dumber”
d-mn, timmy just got stabbed in the head with a pitchfork! good thing, his blonde hairmet protected him, orelse he would probably be dead!

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