hairnado


a circular form of continuous headbanging, demonstrated by only the most metal of metal bands.
i saw decapitated last night, that was some hairnado inducing metal.
a pubic phenomenon of m-ssive growth. this happens when the hair on the external pubic region is in excess of the available surface area, thus forcing the growth into a turbulent swirling tornado of hair and debris.
once i saw my date’s hairnado, i had to run for cover in the bas-m-nt!
a tornado of dog hair resulting from drying a very hairy dog with a hair dryer after a bath.
dude i dried off that hairy -ss dog.. it was a f-cking hairnado back there.

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