hairstank


the smell of hair after 1-2 days without being washed. gets progressively worse with each p-ssing day afterward, until it becomes truly gag-a-maggot. the peculiar odor of hairstank is a cross between oil, dirt, sweat and stale shampoo / conditioner fragrance. easily transferred to pillowcases and the inside of hats. for some reason, the smell of a dog that hasn’t been bathed in several weeks, is not as unpleasant as human hairstank after only 3-4 days.
i love hippie chicks, at least the ones who bathe regularly and don’t have crotchstank and hairstank.

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