hairy armed monster
this is a woman who has arms made of hair. she also has a hairy face and god knows what else. she is usually small in height (a poison dwarf) and had an odd shaped body. she has greasy hair and t-ts bigger than her. her name is usually elaine, and corrupts innocent people by swinging her hairy arms about!
oh my god, what happened to you?
i got attacked by the hairy armed monster!
help….save the service users,
the hairy armed monster is on the loose!!!
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