Hairy Bagel
the area around a guy’s navel. when both hands are used to scoop the flabby hairy gut flesh together in a circle, the navel and skin around it become the hairy bagel.
“i’ll bet that fat dude could make a wicked hairy bagel.”
“i don’t have enough beer gut or stomach hair to make a hairy bagel”
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