Hairy Catch 22
where it’s early in “no shave november” and you have to take pictures. you either keep the hair and look like a p-b-scent boy in the pictures, or shave it off and break the man code.
man 1: ah, man! i have to take wedding pics this weekend. i need to cut this peach fuzz off!
man 2: bro, it’s no shave november. you can’t do this.
man 1: i’m in a hairy catch 22!
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