hairy donut


excessive amount of hair coming from or around the -n-s; ingrown hairs in o-ring or sphincter
i couldn’t toss that b-tch’s salad because she had a hairy donut
1. salmon trap, bearded clam, taco, bl–dy hatchet wound.

2. kind of leathery and hairy to boot. see also: leather donut, t-rd cutter.
“i got my hairy donut caught in the mail slot.”

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