hairy macaroni
an std achieved by dropping hair on your friend’s macaroni
dude 1: -eating macaroni-
dude 2: -drops hair on his macaroni-
dude 1: dude wtf, you just gave me hairy macaroni…
dude 2: ah my bad man, you should go see a doctor about that…
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