Hairy Mayonnaise


noun- to j-zz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.
“i gave that hobo prost-tute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich.”
noun- to j-zz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.
“i gave that hobo prost-tute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich.”

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