Hairy Omelette
when a woman’s v-g-n- grows excessive stubble overnight.
or you were just too drunk to realize just how hairy her v-g-n- was the night before.
example 1
her p-ssy was soft as a baby b-tt last night, but this morning i woke up to hairy omelette and she wanted me to lick it. i don’t need razor burn on my lips.
example 2
i met this girl at the bar last night and we hooked up. the next morning i woke up to breakfast in bed, but unfortunately all she was serving me was a hairy omelette. i went to the bathroom, grabbed her razor and said, call me when you take care of that mess.
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