hairy porn
p-rn that usually depicts an individual (or individuals) with excessive amounts of body hair around the genitalia, legs, arms/pits, and/or chest. source material can involve tame things such as vanilla s-x with hairy people or a hairy person just masturbating to some weird -ss sh-t like licking/sucking on the hair.
chances are if you’re into this, you grew up watching waaaaaaaaaaaaayy too much star wars & thought it was a good idea to hook up with chewbacca or an ewok at some point.
please do not do this.
” dude, i got the biggest hard-on last night so i whipped out my laptop and pulled up some hairy p-rn. got my nut in two strokes, i swear. “
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