Hairy potter
a s-xual action;
background/criteria: woman must be wearing gl-sses
punch the b-tch in the face and break her gl-sses, start waving your wand around, and just when your about to blow all over her face shout “oculus reparo” and it will fix her gl-sses.
precautions: try not to break the lenses, s-m-n is not good for the eyes.
i hairy pottered the libraian ftw
long scraggly pubic hair surrounding a man’s -n-s.
you’re in the shower at the gym and a guy bends over to wash his ankles, just when you turn towards him.. and you get an unwanted view of his “hairy potter”. usually -ssociated with individuals that have large amounts of back hair, and low personal hygiene.
a hairy person, generally a male, that sheds body hair, usually arm hair.
jeff is such a hairy potter. he reached over my plate of orange chicken for the salt and he bombed my lunch with a hair. b-st-rd!
an intimate region thoroughly covered in hair.
“i heard she has a really hairy potter”
a very hirsute female with hair all over her body
you seal the deal with that chick melanie? yeah, i did and she sure was a hairy potter but in a strange way, it was a turn-on…
as you may know of daniel radcliffe’s upcoming play equus. looks like he’s got a hairy situation!
someone suggested that hairy potter should shave!
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