Hairy Surprise
when someone trims their pubic hair and places the tr-mm-ngs into an envelope (preferably putting them into a birthday card first), addresses the letter and sends it to somebody
i hate the new kid in town, lets “hairy surprise” him. i know! i’ll write in the card: have a hairy merry christmas!
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