Hairyballs McCumsontits


an enigmatic adult film star from the 1970’s who appeared in over 130 motion pictures during his 5 year career. fans of the drive-in will remember his charming, charismatic style and gigantic p-n-s.
oh, hairyb-lls mcc-msont-ts. i remember him now. he starred in nymphoid nurses get nasty.

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