Hakuna your tatas
an alternative phrase to “calm your t-ts”.
other examples are “sooth your b–bs”, “de-stress your br–sts”, “undo the calamity that is your mammaries” and “adjust your bust before it combusts”.
i also like “give your chest a rest” and “don’t have a rack attack”.
jenna: omg i’m stressing out over this test! if i don’t get a good score, i’ll fail the semester and then i’ll fail the year, ruining my life and i’ll end up homeless because i cant get a job and…
mark: dude, hakuna your tatas. it’s just one test.
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