Half a drop
n. (chemistry) a very small drop of liquid, smaller than a.. “usual drop” that it is only half of a drop. thing is, how do you cut water in half?…
(student a carefully drips certain chemical into a solvent as instructed by the teacher during chemistry lab session…)
student b (furiously): d-mn it! uncle chem said half a drop! you added a whole drop!
student a: …
student c: … how ‘you drip half a drop.. it’s just a drop if it drops, dude.
student b: -storms away with palms in pants pockets-
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