half a Milimeter peter
a guy with a small, small, so small, p-n-s. smaller then a chode. this isn’t something to be proud of.
larry: dude in the bathroom jimmy’s pants fell down and he wasn’t wearing any underwere and his half a milimeter peter was hanging out!
robert: dude that’s so nasty man thank god i didn’t see that! that probably was disgusting!
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