Half and Half pass
the art of handing the half and half to the person next to you while prepping your coffee at a starbucks. also a great time to strike up a conversation about the coffee or anything else.
the half and half p-ss is the perfect way to strike up a conversation while prepping coffee. d-mn its almost empty, h-ll of a way to start the week huh?
two handed handie
a middle school maneuver to avoid doing oral s-x
take off boxers like you would to m-st-rb-t-. wrap both her hands on your p-n-s shaft leaving several inches of exposed p-n-s. slide up half a length, slide down half a length, repeat until -rg-sm. a half and half p-ss everyday keeps the random b-n-rs away
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