Half caff
when a man’s p-n-s is not quite a full b-n-r yet not quite limp either. essentially the goldilocks zone of penial stiffness.
do you see that bulge in that man’s pants? he must have the half caff.
a mix of coffee that is half caffeinated and half decaf, which is primarily consumed by middle-aged women when they are not drinking white-wine spritzers.
“i’ll have half caff, please,” said the 35-year-old cat lady with bags under her eyes, to the strapping young barista.
mainly used to describe a half caffeine half decaf coffee,but it this case it refers to a half black half white child.
look at that kid he has a black dad and a white mom, he must be a half caff!!
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