half gallon
unit of liquid used to measure time by stone cold alcoholics. the unit is vodka / whiskey / capt morgan
i will see you in half a half gallon. i’ll be back in two half gallons. he is averaging 3 half gallons aday.
more fun then saying a half hour, and more exact if you know the drunk and his speed of consumption.
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