half mastin


the act of having s-x without a full erection. usually occurs when one is conciously grossed out by the person he is having s-x with, but engaging her in s-xual intercourse anyway just for the sake of busting a nut or due to sheer boredom. almost always is sensationaless and unsatisfying, and prevalence almost always increases when drugs and alchohol are involved.
“yo you f-ck that b-tch last night”?
“yea, it was awful though, she was so doggish i was half mastin but i went through with it anyway cuz i’m a trooper.”
erect enough to cause embarr-ssment
after he saw that new chris brown video, eric cano was half mastin’…………..ya heard me?

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