Half-night stand


similiar to a one night stand,

except being stopped halfway through and asked to leave
man a- ‘how did it go with that chick last night?’
man b- ‘pah, it were horrible, i think my c-ck was too big and was hurting her, so she stopped halfway through and asked me to leave’
man a- ‘thats weak dude, i thought she was into you too’
man b- ‘yep, just a half-night stand for me’

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