half-people
what weird 25-year-olds with no life call everyone under the age of 20.
today, while i was getting coffee at the gas station, a couple of high-school students walked up to me and told me i reminded them of a older and creepier version of jessica simpson, and i said, why don’t you bite me, half-people.
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