Half plus seven
“half, plus seven” is the age-old dating rule for dudes. it justifies the dating of younger women, within reason. the formula begins with each dude’s age (for example, 22). that age is halved (22/2 =11), and 7 is tacked on to the divided result. therefore, a 22 year old male may legitimately date an 18 year old female, a 25 male may date a female of 19.5, and a 30 male may date a female of 22. while there is no technical ceiling on this social anthropological formula, there is a point at which common sense takes over, and it just becomes disgusting. for instance, this formula should not be used to justify a 60 year old man dating a 37 year old female.
half plus seven examples:
guy’s age: 20. formula: (20/2)+7 = minimum acceptable age of female: 17.
guy’s age: 25. formula: (25/2)+7 = minimum acceptable age of female: 19.5
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