Half-Time Special
the act of ‘rubbing one out’ (masterbating) while taking a dump. best shot is during the superbowl, when there is a 30 min half-time. practice during the season is recommended. try it today!
i am so ready for the big game i’ve been practicing my half-time special all season, and i’ve come close during the playoffs.
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