Halfchild


a child that is born as half of a child. like a midget. not like just legs and hips and stuff. or like just a head and stuff, full body half sized.

tend to like corn.
“make sure your halfchild has a life jacket on the boat today!”

“okay, i will because he can’t swim, and the dolphins are off duty and can’t save him this time!”

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