halfheimer’s


poor memory or inattention displayed by someone not old or adled enough to be suffering full alzheimer’s disease. half of the poor memory usually -ssociated with alzheimer’s.
“it was a shame how hal acted in that meeting today after not reading the prep materials. he clearly wasn’t listening to the discussion. he sounded like he had halfheimer’s.”
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when a married couple is working on a half of a brain.
our half-heimers is working because i forgot to buy wine at the store but he remembered.

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