Halfuum
to only vacuum half the floor.
mom: this floor better be vacuumed by the time i get back
me: vacuums a tiny bit, gets distracted.
mom: why isn’t the floor vacuumed?
me: oh, you said vacuum? i thought you said halfuum.
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