hallmark haunted house
1/ a very typical haunted house, generally categorized by ghosts, moving shadows, creaky staircases, paintings with eyes that follow you around the room and suits of armor that follow you every time you turn around.
2/ a haunted house that while it may be scary, scares you with nice things, such as a ghost jumping out and saying,”you are a great person” or “i hope you have a great day”
friend 1) hey, did you go through the haunted house at the carnival?
friend 2) yeah, i mean i was really scared until the first guy jumped out at me.
friend 1) why’s that?
friend 2)he was too nice, all he did was compliment my hair.
friend 1) what a hallmark haunted house.
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