Hallway Haze
when the smells of twelve girls wearing half a bottle of perfume, three guys who spilled aftershave all over themselves, and the mexican janitor’s attempt to hide the smell of weed in the supply closets by spraying them with two cans of air freshener collide into one hallway haze.
guy 1: “hey man, the hallway haze is particularly thick today.”
guy 2: “yeah, definitely, i think janitor hernandes sprayed a few cans too many while trying to cover up the scent of his weed.”
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when the smells of twelve girls wearing half a bottle of perfume, three guys who spilled aftershave all over themselves, and the mexican janitor’s attempt to hide the smell of weed in the supply closets by spraying them with two cans of air freshener collide into one hallway haze.
guy 1: “hey man, the hallway haze is particularly thick today.”
guy 2: “yeah, definitely, i think janitor hernandes sprayed a few cans too many while trying to cover up the scent of his weed.”
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