Hallway Heisman
a maneuver usually performed by, but not limited to, a skape, when traveling down a hallway with other people. similar in posture to the famous heisman trophy, with the exception that instead of clutching a football to the stomach area, the individual performing the hallway heisman will grasp the small of their back, in a hunched over position. the hallway heisman is mainly used to ward off approaching people, so as not to be b-mped into due to a “back injury”.
as soon as the skape saw the human resources person coming, she suddenly stopped running and -ssumed a hallway heisman position.
a maneuver usually performed by, but not limited to, a skape, when traveling down a hallway with other people. similar in posture to the famous heisman trophy, with the exception that instead of clutching a football to the stomach area, the individual performing the hallway heisman will grasp the small of their back, in a hunched over position. the hallway heisman is mainly used to ward of approaching people, so as not to be b-mped into due to a “back injury”.
as soon as the skape saw the human resources person coming, she suddenly stopped running and got into a hallway heisman position.
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