halmph
1. the unusual noise one makes when downing a large piece of matter in one bite.
2. the foreplayous noise native to bedrooms of boys named luke.
1. h-llo, little girl. watch me eat this sandwich in one bite! halmph!
2. r:halmph!
l: ah! thats my p-n-s you are eating!
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